How I imagine Hollywood pitch meetings go. SCORE 169
I never said half the crap people say I did. – A. Einstein SCORE 119
So you bought a new MacBook… SCORE 126
Andy being andy SCORE 23
Howdy do SCORE 21
When Comics Collide = Adorable SCORE 9
Life in Australia. SCORE 188
How to piss of your nerdy friends. SCORE 96
fOR ALL THOSE bAG OF DOUCHES SCORE 39
How Hollywood converts novels into movies. SCORE 87
Pillow negotiations. SCORE 116
The rest of the biological clock. SCORE 112
My plan B. SCORE 131
Haters Gonna Hate SCORE 68
I found George W. Bush’s Checklist SCORE 81
Slavery has evolved… SCORE 170
Transformers… SCORE 128
Don’t discriminate. SCORE 192
Biggest financial scam in history revealed. SCORE 217
Spoken like a true hero SCORE 367
Otter world problems. SCORE 73
Nyan cat in different styles. SCORE 159
How to describe Doctor Who to different people. SCORE 167
How to troll iPhone 5 customers. SCORE 51
We are the introverts. SCORE 242
Two men raised Simba… SCORE 270
Scumbag shoe. SCORE 105
Attack of the Furbies SCORE 20
Suspicious chihuahua is leery of your religious pamphlets. SCORE 162
Hollywood’s waning creativity. SCORE 62
If Tim Burton drew Pokémon. SCORE 185
The deadly facts about water. SCORE 189
