Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 29
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Fatality SCORE 40
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Proceed SCORE 30
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
And cheese SCORE 26
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
Military grade leggings SCORE 60
What murder? SCORE 45
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11