Emergency contact. SCORE 94
This was on a lotion they provide at my hotel. SCORE 170
Short people problems SCORE 190
It’s the most wonderful time of the year. SCORE 147
All. The. Time. SCORE 142
Humans are so cruel. SCORE 96
Some facts about countries. SCORE 11
Darn Dragons! SCORE 15
Friendly little reminder. SCORE 65
Sweatshirt season. SCORE 166
I think I have found the worst game ever… SCORE -4
A dirty trick. SCORE 13
Disney princess cocktails. SCORE 102
the mother of all fandoms XD SCORE 100
Pokemon is the new Dungeons and Dragons SCORE 13
Dark white. SCORE 312
100 years of beauty. SCORE 113
A muscular snowman. SCORE 99
English is weird. SCORE 235
Success. SCORE -6
Obviously, they don’t know me that well… SCORE 166
You can step on lava SCORE 145
that SCORE 10
If Charles Shultz did Avatar SCORE 149
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog SCORE 144
Worst-sellers from the drugstore Christmas aisle. SCORE 5
Disney, we’re watching you… SCORE 130
That’s just wrong. SCORE 4
All I want for Christmas is cat stuff. SCORE 96
I obsess SCORE 100
Dear Santa. SCORE 129
#eatenalive SCORE 110