I’m not sure what you were expecting… SCORE 29
Recursed tea… SCORE 25
Hands free, my arse… SCORE 29
The Secretary Bird thinks it’s pretty hot stuff. SCORE 33
Look at the statistics, tho. SCORE 27
On millennials and tea. SCORE 43
Thanks mom… SCORE 26
Learn to prosper by yourself SCORE 27
Right on the pavement SCORE 37
I’m not above the law. SCORE 38
boop activated… SCORE 26
Yes? Father is that you? SCORE 31
Japan gets all the good KitKats… :/ SCORE 21
Seriously Mona, cut the crap. SCORE 37
1993 Halle Berry was rad. SCORE 25
Being married is hard. SCORE 30
Amway and bust? SCORE 31
The dog seems confused. SCORE 14
It’s kind of my thing this year… SCORE 31
*Limited Edition* Frozen 2 banana? SCORE 17
Better eat ALL your supper… gotta carbo load before we crucify. SCORE 22
Survivor from the Australia’s fires. SCORE 27
Succ it up, Em. SCORE 31
*huff* that’s not what I meant. SCORE 28
vv cool SCORE 24
This is what we call art. SCORE 26
When you lie on the resume but nail the interview… SCORE 28
$6.95 E-mail Delivery Fee? Send it by owl, thanks… SCORE 25
Dad missed the joke… SCORE 38
No I don’t think it will… SCORE 20
Kraken ad on a London Bus SCORE 28
Wow. No need to rub it in… SCORE 22