Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
No. SCORE 88
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Accurate. SCORE 174
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Every time. SCORE 123
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
Puppy! SCORE 107
BURN! SCORE 233
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
40 years later. SCORE 121
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Drama! SCORE 172
China vs Germany SCORE 295