clever girl SCORE 15
if you own a cat, always watch your step SCORE 26
sorry cakey SCORE 20
anatomy of a good boy SCORE 13
jane austen novel survival skills. not everyone has them SCORE 40
just going on another stupid walk for my stupid mental health look at the stupid flowers SCORE 24
lost cat SCORE 8
don’t talk to me before i’ve had my coffee SCORE 20
pikachu was always fluffy SCORE 18
natalie portman could have played two different star wars characters SCORE 23
i will never stop hitting “remind me tomorrow” SCORE 28
this salad is hilarious SCORE 12
never go to page two of google results SCORE 12
randomly pick eggs to keep your future food guessing SCORE 10
the size of the clock numbers won’t make a difference SCORE 24
what’s your morning routine consist of? SCORE 31
highly qualified mortgage advisor SCORE 17
the first rat to be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame SCORE 21
a cat making itself feel at home SCORE 8
we’re all annoying sometimes, but it’s not our defining trait SCORE 58
this is cute SCORE 58
the email never finds me well SCORE 15
who was the random snake dude and is he okay? SCORE 28
you’re just fluffy, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! SCORE 7
overpacking for a short trip is my super power SCORE 20
cactus on the run! SCORE 22
soft pretzel crab SCORE 28
multi-colored squirrel only found in india SCORE 28
the best fudge comes from… SCORE 17
excuse me, i just need to ask you a few questions SCORE 17
who wore it better? the answer is obvious SCORE 36
i dare you to order me a pizza SCORE 37
