Steal the world! SCORE 21
Do the blink! SCORE 23
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Words. SCORE 9
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
The Office cameos SCORE 12
sent via FAX SCORE 15
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
hello little friend SCORE 20
*have SCORE 16
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 19
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 26