Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
I am very strong *quack* SCORE 27
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
I want to believe. SCORE 28
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
WELL THEN SCORE 17
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 19
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
It’s all good. SCORE 48
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
Movie Magic SCORE 27
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
I would eat them. SCORE 40
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
treat? SCORE 25
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
Olden but golden SCORE 19
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20