Steal the world! SCORE 21
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
sent via FAX SCORE 15
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Seems reasonable to me… SCORE 20
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
Do the blink! SCORE 23
hello little friend SCORE 20
Words. SCORE 9
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
*have SCORE 16
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep… SCORE 18
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
