Poem by a Hungry Cat SCORE 167
If leggings were pants. SCORE 208
If no one from the future comes back to stop you… SCORE 155
A TIME WHEN WOMEN COULDN’T RUN A MARATHON SCORE 249
Every gym owner on January 1st. SCORE 11
The [holiday weight gain] Scream. SCORE 141
Every time I wash a spoon. SCORE 187
A good idea for dog owners SCORE 249
Mind blown. SCORE 12
Game over. SCORE 15
I’m drownin in it SCORE 11
Oysters for Christmas. SCORE 433
Spider-Man’s Shame SCORE 220
C’mon man, there’re three bowls here SCORE 15
Mormon gingerbread house SCORE 249
One minute on a treadmill. SCORE 158
Shut up and take my galactic credits! SCORE 11
Something is wrong with Rihanna, she is always in a corner SCORE 16
Rub my belly! SCORE 193
Seriously. SCORE 214
Please use this M&M for breeding purposes. SCORE 27
Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming… SCORE 186
My New Year’s resolutions. SCORE 92
Classic holiday cheer! SCORE 19
Motocross tricks over a rainbow SCORE 240
The texting mitt. SCORE 125
Lies! SCORE 150
An awkward game of Scrabble. SCORE 172
Pun! SCORE 140
Josh Hutcherson making fun of his own height. SCORE 269
Avada Kedavra. SCORE 329
One Year Left… SCORE 108