What do you do for fun? SCORE 100
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
When you break your leg, but… SCORE 71
A School Lesson which I can never forget SCORE 121
Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
Sometimes you got to fail to succeed. SCORE 160
Sometime in the early 1900s SCORE 71
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
They’re, their, and there SCORE 173
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
What’s my purpose? SCORE 104
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
He’s a meth lab SCORE 56
Star Vars SCORE 56
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
When I die… SCORE 130
Just let me go SCORE 49
The truth hurts SCORE 40
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
Do You Ever Get A Weird Crush On Someone… SCORE 116
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
This is adorable SCORE 135
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
The perils of being a cake decorator SCORE 93
Ooops? SCORE 118
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89