When you lie on the resume but nail the interview… SCORE 28
1985 school lunches were hard to beat. SCORE 25
Best Birb Friends SCORE 30
Let’s just keep it simple, Jack. SCORE 21
It demands the sushi. SCORE 24
The dog seems confused. SCORE 14
A bottle of Listerine from ~1919. SCORE 20
It’s kind of my thing this year… SCORE 31
Nemo out there touching butts… SCORE 26
Look at the statistics, tho. SCORE 27
Survivor from the Australia’s fires. SCORE 27
Lick more and stay healthy out there. SCORE 27
Hands free, my arse… SCORE 29
Well Yes SCORE 35
Horse is as horse does… SCORE 28
1993 Halle Berry was rad. SCORE 25
OK Slinky Dog makes a good tattoo :/ SCORE 36
New cat friend after a visit to the vet, a good clean-up, and a full meal SCORE 36
Thanks mom… SCORE 26
Kraken ad on a London Bus SCORE 28
Recursed tea… SCORE 25
boop activated… SCORE 26
Learn to prosper by yourself SCORE 27
Some say he’s still searching to this day… SCORE 27
I’m not above the law. SCORE 38
Succ it up, Em. SCORE 31
This one goes straight to the top… SCORE 34
Right on the pavement SCORE 37
Amway and bust? SCORE 31
Yes? Father is that you? SCORE 31
$6.95 E-mail Delivery Fee? Send it by owl, thanks… SCORE 25
This is what we call art. SCORE 26