one might say it’s my main talent SCORE 21
women have such unrealistically high expectations smh SCORE 20
there has to be balance SCORE 36
reminder to be nice SCORE 28
monica out here with telepathic waves of doom SCORE 23
i get too many of those emails that you don’t really respond to SCORE 25
one happy smiley man SCORE 26
i’m sooo trying this SCORE 35
the worst is when you’re driving and the sound is tires screeching or sirens SCORE 24
checks out SCORE 25
a proposition: we could, if we dared, try to use both – but only if it works; which doesn’t happen SCORE 10
that cat is living its best life SCORE 18
i need some bethamphetamine SCORE 27
10000% agree SCORE 18
a kat burglar SCORE 17
no one can roast you better than your mom SCORE 23
well…you never know till you try…? SCORE 26
it started on a monday night… SCORE -5
how dare you SCORE 21
it’s me, i’m the mf SCORE 14
“the enemy of my enemy is my friend” SCORE 20
oh nO SCORE 51
when the only thing that changed in your life was where you worked SCORE 26
but do all 10 dentists recommend it…? SCORE 8
100/100 design and marketing SCORE 18
i would just shrivel up and die SCORE 24
that’s a cute thought <3 SCORE 64
the good life SCORE 38
from 0-existential dread real quick SCORE 24
energetic to emotional SCORE 24
i meannnnn SCORE -2
this is how we unlock inter-dimensional travel SCORE -5
