He looked out the kitchen window. SCORE 118
Ladies… SCORE 158
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 310
Forever alone dog. SCORE 210
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
How to troll a billboard. SCORE 255
Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
I freaking love leaves!!! SCORE 220
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223
23% more fuel efficient than a real horse. SCORE 314
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161
Discuss. SCORE -25
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
Parkour masters. SCORE 154
Laughterhouse. SCORE 120
Pokémon. SCORE 310
It’s better than yours. SCORE 219
Why I’m still a virgin. SCORE 346
Anybody else? SCORE 284
I’m just so happy… SCORE 188
I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 153
Real food!!! SCORE 260