Suffer the children. SCORE 27
When you put it like that… SCORE 25
Cursed kebab SCORE 32
Lions and tigers and pandemics, oh my. SCORE 22
Do not actually kiss the snails. SCORE 24
Quarantine vibes… SCORE 30
This book is not great… SCORE 20
Guys paint a cow for Tiger King photoshoot SCORE 22
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times… SCORE 19
Take your money elsewhere! SCORE 22
It’s not even over… SCORE 21
I co-sponsored the damn bill, bud. SCORE 34
The mightiest mouse SCORE 25
These Belgian canaries have nice hairdos SCORE 23
What is it with Debrah’s, anyway. SCORE 31
North American Cryptids SCORE 13
Let’s just all go back to pretending… SCORE 26
Jellie will promote the wireless spectrum. SCORE 22
The royal bedding has been spoken for. SCORE 29
Posted around the neighborhood. SCORE 27
Bobbi Gibb, first woman to run the Boston Marathon in 1966, she ran without a number because women were not allowed into the race. SCORE 27
Does Mr. Cena look like he makes accidents? SCORE 16
What cost indeed… SCORE 21
doc.exe is impressed. SCORE 15
The boys still need to eat! SCORE 33
Would you look at that… SCORE 19
Sir Isaac Newton’s apple tree under which he supposedly came up with the theory of gravity; over 350 years old and still growing today at his birthplace, the Woolsthorpe Manor in England. SCORE 24
This T-shirt’s tag has a bio of the guy who stitched the shirt SCORE 30
Plenty homo. SCORE 23
Schrödinger’s Virus SCORE 33
caps lock is stuck… SCORE 31
Sitz! SCORE 31
