every time SCORE 215
Colder than Mars! SCORE 11
After graduating from Hogwarts. SCORE 306
A few of the gifts I got this Christmas. SCORE 16
… SCORE 10
But SAMMY?!?! SCORE 229
What Pepsi’s slogan should be. SCORE 4
Aging Matt Smith. SCORE 202
Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177
me in the shower SCORE 21
Cannot unsee… SCORE 178
Nice things SCORE 11
Bilbo Baggins, everyone. SCORE 206
Astronaut Sloth SCORE 252
Female body builders. SCORE -29
Lighting a cigarette in Russia. SCORE 9
Om nom nom SCORE 10
How I flush public toilets. SCORE 20
It’s just not fair SCORE 16
Someone “slashed” my tires. SCORE 132
I’m just going to curl up and cry in the corner. *sobbing* SCORE 22
I don’t know what’s more awkward… SCORE 183
Believe in yourself. SCORE 230
Mesmerizing SCORE 180
That one time I tried twerking. SCORE 118
Weather in the midwest today. SCORE 17
Oh sherlock SCORE 25
Being a Doctor Who fan. SCORE 215
your gay SCORE 249
so you’re saying no one is infected with malware SCORE 17
Words. SCORE 162
Me basically. SCORE 181