Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Truth. SCORE 183
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 270
Word! SCORE 20
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
How is this possible? SCORE 277
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
BROFIST SCORE -2
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Wrong Show SCORE 192
I Love My School SCORE 310
The Shawshaq Redemption. SCORE 54
I love you more than… SCORE 122
Thanks Max. SCORE 327
We are a virus SCORE 145
Self checkout. SCORE 244
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Friends SCORE 21
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 244
Sherlock and Watson SCORE 348
