every freaking day SCORE 21
turns out the code was pretty easy to guess SCORE 26
the truth has finally been revealed SCORE 24
act your wage SCORE 18
that is correct SCORE 21
my happiness almost lasted a whole minute this time SCORE 22
it’s a bread knife SCORE 18
cat ownership defined SCORE 32
this was me in high school SCORE 19
always proofread your pamphlets before distributing them to the flock SCORE 15
would pay to watch SCORE 14
treat yourself SCORE 15
did someone say potatoes? SCORE 19
brain: enjoy the panic attack! SCORE 16
wartime golf rules SCORE 21
every word plagiarized SCORE 21
i might be a vampire SCORE 25
like magic SCORE 39
dating in your 30s SCORE 23
always assume the worst SCORE 32
may the force be with you SCORE 28
my genius is unequaled SCORE 22
don’t judge me SCORE 14
she did what was necessary SCORE 32
antreefa SCORE 23
all busses are loved equally SCORE 49
present spoiled SCORE 31
feels like i’m there! SCORE 16
not sure this really counts SCORE 32
and they became best friends after SCORE 32
cops are on speed dial SCORE 25
corvid testing, because you know you wanna know SCORE 27
