i eat all the pods SCORE 20
i like the surprise SCORE 19
nerd flirt SCORE -10
ready for my promotion SCORE 14
a little privacy, please SCORE 16
a man ahead of his time SCORE 19
we’re barely a team SCORE 12
he’s lost his melon SCORE 9
my spirit plant SCORE 17
a beautiful animal SCORE 14
so close SCORE 24
the less people i need to talk to the better SCORE 18
iz booze SCORE 19
disaster SCORE 22
unconditional love SCORE 13
nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! SCORE 7
like a normal person SCORE 6
purr my last email SCORE 9
all great love stories start with a rib SCORE 24
it’s the easiest SCORE 26
terrifying SCORE 8
the horses can try, but they’ll fail SCORE 14
so awkward SCORE 14
be kind SCORE 31
what else ya got? SCORE 23
calm down, ma SCORE 15
is it bedtime yet? SCORE 14
everything hurts SCORE 6
stupid pants SCORE 33
foiled again SCORE 10
vibes gone SCORE -1
you never have to do today again SCORE 29
