Now kiss… SCORE 115
The power of barking SCORE 18
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Trollololo! SCORE 151
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Accurate. SCORE 146
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Burn!!! SCORE 1
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
The Twortle SCORE 142
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
At my funeral. SCORE 218
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
2pactopus SCORE 113
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Same thing… SCORE 21
