Jetpack solves everything. SCORE 215
Everything is a cat when you have a cat. SCORE 80
The passive-aggressive door-holding game. SCORE 149
The soda machine at my work. SCORE 252
To love at all is to be vulnerable. SCORE 309
Nailed it. SCORE 204
The birds get it. SCORE 182
How to be polite. SCORE 133
Just one of the benefits of having an elephant for a friend. SCORE 148
Thinking ahead. SCORE 169
Biking. SCORE 164
Little Spidey and Venom SCORE -3
As a computer nerd, this is true. SCORE 181
A sloth’s life. SCORE 100
Partners in crime. SCORE 143
My feelings about Internet Explorer. SCORE 183
Get a puppy they said… SCORE 126
How to be homeless. SCORE 233
Love. SCORE 151
Bath. Not even once. SCORE 130
The Falabella. SCORE 158
The former pirate cat. SCORE 131
Otters hold hands while they sleep. SCORE 312
Rise of the planet of the Snapes. SCORE 143
Overly attached dog. SCORE 185
Dog logic. SCORE 148
Volvorine. SCORE 109
Attempted derp. SCORE 121
The Walking Dad (The Walking Dead Parody) SCORE 5
Nutella Popsicles. SCORE 138
Never a good idea. SCORE 158
Toy Story 4. SCORE -19
