frozen pizza hack SCORE 19
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
an impossible task SCORE 20
i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34
i’m canceling SCORE 9
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
omg SCORE 20
this is why i drink SCORE 29
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
imagine the possibilities SCORE 29
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
clever SCORE 29
stella does not approve SCORE 38
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
excuse me SCORE 19
they get huge SCORE 22
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
english burn SCORE 27
it’s real and I hate it SCORE 19
definitely a dog SCORE 45
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
call the fire department SCORE 4
icebreakers are terrifying SCORE 22
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29