There are plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 211
Do want. SCORE 248
Cat’s resume. SCORE 109
Just discovered TV show that’s been running for 5 years. SCORE 297
Hello, Turtle? SCORE 217
Every time. SCORE 182
Oh really? SCORE 174
Reading yoga. SCORE 223
Cats are jerks. SCORE 138
Scumbag Golden Retriever. SCORE 255
Dog logic. SCORE 281
Cats are jerks. SCORE 218
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
How politics work. SCORE 298
Anatomy of a Slurpee. SCORE 247
On the one hand. SCORE 126
How you pass the time on vacation. SCORE 144
My life is a constant battle… SCORE 230
Bikini season is right around the corner! SCORE 144
When I’m feeling sick… SCORE 180
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
U wanna pizza me? SCORE 181
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
Hey, I just met you. SCORE 124
It’s true. SCORE 208
YOLO. SCORE 128
Chase all the strings! SCORE 127
Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 157
Sharkspear. SCORE 354
When the blanket is the wrong way. SCORE 261
No matter how bad your day seems… SCORE 167
Every time… SCORE 142
