live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
pebble and roll SCORE 65
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
they really are gentle creatures SCORE 36
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
anchors away! SCORE 22
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
i am this dog SCORE 20
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
there were no survivors SCORE 37
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
too late SCORE 38
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
googly eyes make everything better SCORE 43
teens with attitude SCORE 27
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
5 days a week SCORE 45
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
he made his choice SCORE 42
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
bad ass SCORE 38
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
