this is quite the life SCORE 12
one person’s trash… SCORE 16
FYI: SCORE 22
every. damn. time. SCORE 16
that’s weird i don’t think i got it SCORE 12
me talking to my boss SCORE 25
here, enjoy my people’s brains SCORE 19
well…that does increase the chance of being remembered SCORE 26
ah yes, the 15-years post-puberty teenager SCORE 31
en garde SCORE 22
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
you’re hired SCORE 22
i swear i’m not pretentious i just forget the easy words SCORE 39
someone has to give stimulating conversation SCORE 30
“f”, “L”, “plus ratio” – “twitter for android” SCORE 12
please…stop… SCORE 14
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
perfect imitation, george! SCORE 28
guess we’ll never know SCORE 27
ah yes, joy is here SCORE 15
here, have these cookies SCORE 18
sometimes conversations good, sometimes conversations bad SCORE 21
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
stubbornness is thicker than blood SCORE 17
nothin’ like a good cup’a john’s SCORE 15
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
playing hard to get SCORE 18
just one day… SCORE 23
time to sleep for 800 years SCORE 18
truly ahead of her time SCORE 25
where is that on a scale of 10 SCORE 28
check in on your friends, send them memes <3 SCORE 21
