live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
pebble and roll SCORE 65
i can never find the words SCORE 45
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
oh wow SCORE 48
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
cats always come first SCORE 27
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
so true SCORE 37
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
there were no survivors SCORE 37
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
important psa SCORE 44
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
bad ass SCORE 38
must pet the pet SCORE 37
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
too late SCORE 38
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
clever girl SCORE 40
