1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
help, i woke up SCORE 32
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
muggle born SCORE 14
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
no SCORE 23
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
a true work of art SCORE 13
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
space facts on your back SCORE 37
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
