This shirt says "New telegraph who dis?" in morse code SCORE 105
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -17
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87
WWJD? SCORE 96
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
Perks of marriage SCORE 76
Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111
Helpful LPT from Denny’s SCORE 72
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
Every kid in the neighborhood wants to convert SCORE 95
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
Rough Italians SCORE 142
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
Trust no one SCORE 106
Christmas is for kids SCORE 56
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
He’s bananas SCORE 206
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
Never sink SCORE 146
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
They know the truth. SCORE 78
