Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 633
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
This generation. SCORE 265
Every time. SCORE 180
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
My new calculator. SCORE 109
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
Forever and always SCORE 0
Every night. SCORE 220
You make an excellent point. SCORE 166
Like a boss. SCORE 302
Thought I was in the Cash Cab… SCORE 179
Closest I’ve gotten to murder. SCORE 149
Good idea. SCORE 4
Lottery SCORE 4
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
How to troll. SCORE 181
Alderaan Weather Report SCORE 4
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
How funny my girlfriend thinks I am. SCORE 63
When Not Using a cell phone SCORE 3
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
How hurricanes form. SCORE 136
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
Karma. SCORE 236
Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 171
Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2