Why waste good cognac? SCORE 35
Same shirt, new meeting SCORE 31
Cold Pockets doesn’t have the same ring to it, though SCORE 35
they might be worth money someday SCORE 40
Plants SCORE 43
now i know who you really are SCORE 64
just going to assume this happened in Florida SCORE 41
Bologna is a good dog name SCORE 40
Ireland needs an adult SCORE 44
this is a brilliant idea SCORE 26
It will be a slow death, too SCORE 36
There is no such thing as parenting 101. SCORE 31
smol SCORE 41
HOT and READY SCORE 44
When work is literally your worst nightmare SCORE 49
light it up, with bic! SCORE 37
it takes a lot of brain power SCORE 29
corks are for quitters SCORE 46
scary everything SCORE 33
cats poop rainbows SCORE 25
Literally a duck SCORE 9
Which tone would you prefer? SCORE 19
get this man a job at a zoo! SCORE 73
This happen to anyone else? SCORE 36
That’s a fact SCORE 24
laugh away the hurt SCORE 30
And then she signed a movie deal SCORE 46
noobs SCORE 26
Good boi SCORE 37
I go to Target a lot SCORE 35
Only took a quarter of a century and six f-ing movies! SCORE 26
Internet troll gets… trolled. Love to see it. SCORE 58
