a masterclass in professionalism SCORE 24
“basically since i was a baby” SCORE 18
oh, it’s been two days? *goes bad* SCORE 30
that feeling when you get the wind knocked outta ya SCORE 7
honestly i’ve been feeling the need for them since 25 SCORE 23
a true classic SCORE -9
a severe whalement SCORE 5
a+ sign SCORE 32
name that book SCORE 30
consider this fact SCORE 20
i have important research to do SCORE 23
putting the “art” in “chart” SCORE 29
never seen a more perfect metaphor SCORE 15
this picture tells a story of intent so concisely SCORE 15
my ancestors would be so ashamed SCORE 19
i dont even know what to say SCORE 25
penguin publishing needs to unionize SCORE 33
the perfect hybrid of generational performance SCORE 35
that lunch was the bomb! SCORE 25
w-well…i-it’s not pink…it’s salmon ;) SCORE 31
or quoting your favorite commercials because you couldnt skip them SCORE 45
aw, rats SCORE 22
getting good work done SCORE 23
uhh, da pizza is-a very benne SCORE 15
no, *I’m* the funny friend SCORE 13
where do i apply SCORE 12
if you find some, lmk SCORE 15
when i lived at home, this was me 100% SCORE 22
which one are you? SCORE 31
gee, that sure happens fast SCORE 37
how about a short vacation to the fridge SCORE 19
if someone isn’t willing to understand memes with you, LEAVE THEM SCORE 39