i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
worth every sin SCORE 33
the original American badass SCORE 88
i won mine in a raffle SCORE 46
come to daddy! SCORE 30
rude diet SCORE 36
fan theories SCORE 33
one bag of bread can’t hurt SCORE 30
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
they have 5 stars on yelp SCORE 35
oh sweet release SCORE 50
cozy SCORE 36
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
who in the group chat are we talking about behind their back? SCORE 42
everything is south america now SCORE 46
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
textbook-ception SCORE 50
gonna have to disagree with this one SCORE 6
call me dr SCORE 32
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 36
it was only a kiss, it was only a kiss SCORE 37
i feel seen SCORE 31
you’re gonna be here awhile SCORE 60
it all makes sense now SCORE 32
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 21
place your bets! SCORE 48
