Mom, am I ugly? SCORE 38
I need this. SCORE 48
The Many-Faced God SCORE 52
I can’t be the only one that does this SCORE 89
When your parents ask you why you’re still single SCORE 63
When someone from work starts explaining to me how many calories are in my lunch… SCORE 110
Once you realize that you don’t need a special occasion to buy cake… SCORE 119
Winding River SCORE 88
Kanye West’s Dog SCORE 107
Google knows what you mean… SCORE 83
Meow SCORE 97
Eating Popcorn SCORE 66
He does make a point… SCORE 52
You are the vacuum cleaner SCORE 119
Show me where the pain is SCORE 68
Exit the womb they said… SCORE 98
A local H.S. Principal just solved a mysterious senior prank from a decade ago… SCORE 132
Grown-ups must eat Sad Meals SCORE 126
Ridiculously Amazing Shirts SCORE -24
Where do you think you’re going, baby? SCORE 100
What being an adult is like SCORE 72
They call cat people crazy… SCORE 82
He Still Hasn’t Woken Up Yet? SCORE 79
Today I Learned Trump is Batman SCORE -13
Not everyone has two legs. SCORE 81
Raising a family is hard SCORE 78
When you falling asleep in class then you remember how much college tuition is SCORE 75
If Trump were really a friend of the gays SCORE 135
The Others SCORE 88
This is important to remember. SCORE 160
Things You Take For Granted SCORE 85
These Aren’t Just Any Daily Commuters SCORE 141
