Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 89
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
Fun with perspective SCORE 104
Everyone is playing Pokemon Go and I just feel like a hipster SCORE 59
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 93
A Flamingo SCORE 145
It has begun SCORE 86
How to end street harassment forever SCORE 51
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
Measures of success SCORE 81
I don’t feel like this is an outlandish request SCORE 85
A Quick Lesson In Perspective SCORE 117
Llama has moves SCORE 112
Dieting is so hard SCORE 42
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
Batcake SCORE 99
I love my job SCORE 88
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
I need an extra megabite SCORE 91
Needs More Pyramid… SCORE 106
Pets who put up with you SCORE 52
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
Difference between ordinary people and photographers SCORE 128
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
Where the Great Wall of China ends SCORE 102
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
Come on, Jeremy… SCORE 88
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 95
I hate clowns and I hate flies, but I totally love clown fly. SCORE 66
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 111