I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 227
Congratulations… SCORE 777
Patrick! SCORE 1033
Content of women’s magazines. SCORE 466
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 126
Do want. SCORE 1043
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
Buffering. SCORE 814
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 968
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
4/21. SCORE 617
Throwing stars are overrated. SCORE 185
Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1013
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 613
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
Are they twins? SCORE 590
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 449
Things to do when you’re stuck at the airport. SCORE 482
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
1st rule of buddy system? SCORE 246
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1716
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 291
Marathon. SCORE 2146
