I’ve been expecting you. SCORE 120
Panda sushi! SCORE 99
The dangers of not texting back. SCORE 309
Mom was worried about my trip to the Grand Canyon… SCORE 347
Sage advice. SCORE 216
Whenever I try to get out of bed in the winter. SCORE 200
Hogwarts drugs SCORE 13
It’s just meant to be. SCORE 186
The Milky Way as seen from Texas in the summer. SCORE 186
Lecture Rules SCORE 384
Chivalry isn’t dead… SCORE 176
The Euthanasia Coaster. SCORE 189
Do want. SCORE 94
Best present ever SCORE 4
Ocelot vs. Ocelittle. SCORE 194
Ba dum tss… SCORE 181
Office Cat: bow before my office supplies! SCORE 115
The circle of life. SCORE 205
So did she get the poster board? SCORE 5
Owners Love Sticks SCORE 14
Nothing’s impossible. SCORE 225
Accurate. SCORE 145
Leaf crunching season. SCORE 120
How The Little Mermaid should’ve ended. SCORE -43
Or a chair… SCORE 4
Dr. Who poem SCORE 134
All the Bonds! SCORE 168
YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT SCORE 4
The science of cutenicity. SCORE 102
Just one lick? SCORE 5
Cat Found SCORE 3
What would you do? SCORE 321