I eat knives for breakfast SCORE 11
My thoughts on breakfast food SCORE 232
More restaurants should offer this special SCORE 141
Best Halloween masked ball makeup I’ve seen SCORE 234
I ate my kids’ Halloween candy… SCORE 38
The force is strong in this pig. SCORE 236
Dead beet. SCORE 11
Attack! SCORE 163
Cats don’t care SCORE 17
Good idea. SCORE 277
There was a spider… SCORE 18
My Life Would Be Complete SCORE 16
To Kill a Mockingbird. SCORE 17
truth SCORE 277
Love can kill ya. SCORE 14
Best dad eve-..hmm. SCORE 4
Oops. SCORE 246
I keep getting rhymes in my head that end with -orny. SCORE 2
Faaaaaabulous!! SCORE 12
It’s midterm time again… SCORE 202
Baby’s mind blown. SCORE 149
silly thor SCORE 226
Scumbag drunk drivers SCORE 252
Unique Handyman Tool SCORE 11
Bowling fail SCORE 14
Selective hearing… SCORE 263
Cat puns… SCORE 189
Thor or Loki? SCORE 289
Treats?! SCORE 133
Summer vs. Winter SCORE 288
Angle of depression SCORE 219
Things to NEVER say to an artist. SCORE 245
