#eatthetaska SCORE 30
I promise it’s not a pyramid scheme… SCORE 35
A hundred thousand lawyers, probably. SCORE 18
It is… the Google way. SCORE 26
What a dream job… SCORE 31
Trust no one. SCORE 16
Australian diver spots fish rocking a gold wedding ring in the Pacific Ocean… and it’s beautiful. SCORE 21
Never underestimate your future earnings potential, though. SCORE 33
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 32
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 39
Find a balance that suits you. SCORE 26
I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 25
Well placed credit card advertisement… SCORE 13
Crikey, m8… SCORE 17
Miracles happened here… SCORE 10
Welp, off to save the world! SCORE 16
It’s me millionth dollar! ARH ARH ARH ARH ARH SCORE 21
Oh lawdy we growing up… SCORE 29
You is beautiful, and all that jazz, baby. SCORE 16
I like a picnic, periodically. SCORE 17
The contrast is palpable. SCORE 11
More like swallow whole, amiright? SCORE 19
It’s DoorDash dinner tonight, ancient children… SCORE 32
Paradoxical Revenge SCORE 31
When art mimics life. SCORE 27
Tattoo first… SCORE 31
Vampires must be invited in… SCORE 19
You can’t just do that to the doge, lady. SCORE 24
Behind the scenes is just awful. SCORE 17
How to make the world your focus group… SCORE 16
got ‘eeeeeeeeem SCORE 19
also cuter than you… SCORE 27
