Slow Robot
No+Talk+%21+I+am+Angry+%21
I+said+good+day%2C+sir.
I said good day, sir. SCORE 26
Grab+them+by+their+selective+memory%21
Grab them by their selective memory! SCORE 24
A+golden+bumberfly.
A golden bumberfly. SCORE 28
Time+is+relative.
Time is relative. SCORE 27
Delivering+a+dinosaur+to+the+Boston+Museum+of+Science%2C+circa+1985.
Delivering a dinosaur to the Boston Museum of Science, circa 1985. SCORE 26
Down%2C+not+out
Down, not out SCORE 27
Excuse+me+while+I+depart+to+my+special+place%26%238230%3B
Excuse me while I depart to my special place… SCORE 30
What+am+I+missing%2C+babe%3F+%26%238230%3BBabe%3F
What am I missing, babe? …Babe? SCORE 17
Grans+whom+Noah.
Grans whom Noah. SCORE 39
This+is+the+way.
This is the way. SCORE 33
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it.
It’s got a different vibe to it. SCORE 24
I+keep+it+in+my+back+pocket.
I keep it in my back pocket. SCORE 35
AAAAHHHHHH
AAAAHHHHHH SCORE 25
Watch+me+zooooom%21+%28please%29
Watch me zooooom! (please) SCORE 25
Be+dynamic.
Be dynamic. SCORE 32
I%26%238217%3BM+A+PRETTY+PRINCESS
I’M A PRETTY PRINCESS SCORE 32
Survival+tape+measure.
Survival tape measure. SCORE 20
Tell+me+more%21+Tell+me+more%21
Tell me more! Tell me more! SCORE 31
Got+a+bit+of+a+nip+to+it%26%238230%3B
Got a bit of a nip to it… SCORE 19
The+chicken+is+suspected+of+war+crimes%26%238230%3B
The chicken is suspected of war crimes… SCORE 27
%2Asmol+horse+noises%2A
*smol horse noises* SCORE 19
When+robots+take+over+the+world%26%238230%3B
When robots take over the world… SCORE 27
Spare+no+expense%26%238230%3B
Spare no expense… SCORE 28
People+are+people%2C+too.
People are people, too. SCORE 29
Grindelwald%2C+Switzerland
Grindelwald, Switzerland SCORE 29
GOT+%26%238216%3BEM
GOT ‘EM SCORE 21
Biden+confirmed%26%238230%3B
Biden confirmed… SCORE 15
Check+mate.
Check mate. SCORE 20
Life+comes+at+you+fast
Life comes at you fast SCORE 29
Instructions+unclear%26%238230%3B+your+gran+slapped+me.
Instructions unclear… your gran slapped me. SCORE 22
Why+you+heff+to+be+mean%3F
Why you heff to be mean? SCORE 42
Maybe+just+a+lil+bit+of+violence%26%238230%3B
Maybe just a lil bit of violence… SCORE 25
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Found+this+at+Walmart+today%2C+read+the+2nd+feature
Found this at Walmart today, read the 2nd feature SCORE 172
Just+watch+this+for+the+next+forever.
Just watch this for the next forever. SCORE 152
Kittens+learning+to+climb.
Kittens learning to climb. SCORE 141
Oh+God%26%238230%3B
Oh God… SCORE 9
Never+leave+home+without+it%21
Never leave home without it! SCORE 114
Oh+dad%26%238230%3B
Oh dad… SCORE 120
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