You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. SCORE 43
The OG trash talker SCORE 63
Single celled organism sugar cookies SCORE 69
How to get your license to teach revoked. SCORE 65
I feel bad for all my old landlords. SCORE 47
My patient’s wife made a sketch of me performing a bedside procedure. SCORE 94
Freakonomics SCORE 49
MINE! SCORE 67
When your family leaves after the holidays SCORE 39
simpler times.. SCORE 44
Puppy jumps into bush to avoid stairs SCORE 63
Run for your life. SCORE 75
When you know who you are and you own it SCORE 80
FOR THE MOTHERLAND! SCORE 48
People need to chill tf out. SCORE 71
My friend’s cat likes the fireplace SCORE 64
Malcom in the Middle. SCORE 92
We call him ButtFace SCORE 61
Dance till you drop. SCORE 61
Koko with one of her kitties SCORE 59
Dammit, humans. SCORE 56
This car wash has a bubble machine that looks like molten lava when in use. SCORE 65
Portland was fun… SCORE 59
WHAT A NICE GUY SCORE 64
And the last known survivor rents out films in the night SCORE 79
Someone’s ready for the holidays SCORE 64
Mom: How did your finals go? You: SCORE 51
Hello fellow millenials! SCORE 44
It’s a meownster! SCORE 112
Why? SCORE 70
Nightmares. SCORE 48
a guide to glasses SCORE 41