I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
China vs Germany SCORE 295
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Finally. SCORE 344
Accurate. SCORE 257
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
