Punctuation matters SCORE 12
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Finally. SCORE 344
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 122
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Accurate. SCORE 257
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
Assassin Time. SCORE 102