i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
thou shalt be my date SCORE -1
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 29
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
what a helpful lass SCORE 26
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
we are all connected SCORE 16
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
REPENT, SINNERS SCORE 15
just give me a few moments to remember it… SCORE 19
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 19
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
everything is just fine SCORE 19
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 30
this pun lacks drive SCORE 14
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
have a good one eh SCORE 17
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39