Mount Rainier, Washington SCORE 256
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 21
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Soon. SCORE 8
King Cuddles. SCORE 8
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
go home science, you’re drunk SCORE 230
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
The future. SCORE 22
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 291
I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Accurate. SCORE 146
Introducing the Nopefish. SCORE 295
Trying to eat a Nature Valley bar SCORE 207
The power of barking SCORE 18
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
R.E.M. SCORE 15
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Oh… SCORE 8
