NOKIA PHONES SCORE 6
Thank you Mom SCORE 153
I am home. SCORE 3
Should you get back together? SCORE 269
Accurate. SCORE 113
But it smells so good… SCORE -2
herry. stahp. wat err yer doen herry. SCORE 3
It’s the most sexiest time of the year. SCORE 104
Starbucks at 8 am. SCORE 115
Liam Neeson. SCORE 207
That Thing That Happened SCORE 32
The ultimate dog shaming. SCORE 26
Things no one says anymore. SCORE 142
Stupid evolution. SCORE 2
You think I’m cute? SCORE 154
What people really hear. SCORE 83
Harry Potter and the Seven Stages of Denial. SCORE 290
Eye of the sparrow. SCORE 54
You deserve this bar of chocolate because… SCORE 226
My OCD senses are tingling. SCORE 158
A cat’s life. SCORE 116
Accuracy SCORE 130
There was a spider… SCORE 118
I don’t always find you… SCORE 91
Hop. Plop. SCORE 109
Please be troll. SCORE 140
Mitt Romney’s Political Platform SCORE 7
The postoffice showdown. SCORE 159
Scarring your childhood. SCORE 3
Sleeping is dumb. SCORE 69
Surprise me. SCORE 97
The Interwebz SCORE 1
