National Geographic offices use their logo as door handles. SCORE 35
Now that’s what I call a full service establishment SCORE 21
I didn’t realize there we 20 terrible families in the world… SCORE 33
better be tax deductible… SCORE 23
Jarrito es muy bonita. SCORE 23
That’ll be $300… SCORE 28
Meanwhile in Australia… won’t somebody please water the birds? SCORE 16
The problems is that it’s January. SCORE 24
No one ever does… SCORE 21
Bill Nye the Selfie guy SCORE 31
Kids really do take it out of you… SCORE 23
He probably thought there were two trees… SCORE 26
Couldn’t resist the puppo… SCORE 20
The times, they are a changin’ SCORE 21
A morphine bottle from the 1880’s. SCORE 22
One of those is a knife… Crocodile Dundee, probably. SCORE 13
Stick Figures SCORE 25
A tuxedo with a drink recipe on its tag. SCORE 23
This is what happens when robots mow your lawn… SCORE 35
Art allows the dream. SCORE 36
Hackerman ~1993. SCORE 12
Perched. SCORE 34
…put you down as a no show, thanks bud. SCORE 27
First and last episode SCORE 29
Ruff day… SCORE 24
Have a very fishy birthday, bud. SCORE 26
Activate extreme funk. SCORE 22
The bus driver. SCORE 41
Momma didn’t raise no sinner SCORE 15
Advanced dad jokes. SCORE 23
Rest in peace legend. Kobe in 1998 SCORE 22
You’re published! SCORE 35