i spent hours making it comfy, why can’t i enjoy it? SCORE 18
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
what a helpful lass SCORE 26
perfectly captured the sound I make when my alarm wakes me up SCORE 29
REPENT, SINNERS SCORE 15
hold up a sec… SCORE 11
finally, a heart i deserve SCORE 15
have a good one eh SCORE 17
plz stahp SCORE 8
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
just give me a few moments to remember it… SCORE 19
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
thou shalt be my date SCORE -1
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 19
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
feeling a bit called out rn SCORE 24
nothing like being roasted by a teacher SCORE 25
a genius idea SCORE 24
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
now that’s a good deal SCORE 5
ah, the ol’ family road trip… SCORE 5
all you can do is give a thumbs up SCORE 14
this pun lacks drive SCORE 14
