The happiest dog. SCORE 143
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
…Yummy… SCORE 5
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
This happens way too often SCORE 11
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 148
Battle of the mustaches. SCORE 75
I want to do this. SCORE 294
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
Now you have me worried. SCORE 190
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
No. Really. This should be a thing. SCORE 9
Things To do. SCORE 16
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
Because Cute SCORE 16
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
See you guys in a few months. SCORE 195
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
The new Batman SCORE 11
Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
My life is a lie. SCORE 264
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
