Coincidence? SCORE 148
Every year around this time… SCORE 67
A dog’s life. SCORE 185
True fear. SCORE 255
How strange it is to be anything at all. SCORE 152
Mind. Blown. SCORE 100
Kids these days… SCORE 105
Broke Back Taco Bell. SCORE 227
Can money buy happiness? SCORE 40
You’re like the ocean. SCORE 204
This is your face. This is your face on Scotch Tape. SCORE 32
Things people say when I write with my left hand. SCORE 192
It’s treasure to meeeee! SCORE 319
Seems fixed… SCORE 322
How I’ll handle the apocalypse. SCORE 118
Passwords these days. SCORE 298
The world is so messed up. SCORE 186
Bee logic. SCORE 159
How to pet a kitty. SCORE 200
Cat vs. Blow dryer. SCORE 117
The best part of getting older… SCORE 194
The next few days on Facebook. SCORE 186
The power of Gangnam Style. SCORE 166
Touché… SCORE 192
When you’re really hungry, waiting for the pizza guy. SCORE 80
Narwhals love bacon. SCORE 61
Good guy Dog. SCORE 161
There WILL be consequences! SCORE 154
Little Craig’s list. SCORE 140
Accurate. SCORE 323
Yoga Bear. SCORE 81
How the cuss did you qualify for this? SCORE 7