Recursed tea… SCORE 25
Learn to prosper by yourself SCORE 27
I’m not above the law. SCORE 38
Wow. No need to rub it in… SCORE 22
When you lie on the resume but nail the interview… SCORE 28
Amway and bust? SCORE 31
$6.95 E-mail Delivery Fee? Send it by owl, thanks… SCORE 25
Survivor from the Australia’s fires. SCORE 27
I’m not sure what you were expecting… SCORE 29
*huff* that’s not what I meant. SCORE 28
Yes? Father is that you? SCORE 31
Thanks mom… SCORE 26
Japan gets all the good KitKats… :/ SCORE 21
Protect this one. SCORE 30
Seriously Mona, cut the crap. SCORE 37
Horse is as horse does… SCORE 28
Being married is hard. SCORE 30
Kraken ad on a London Bus SCORE 28
OK Slinky Dog makes a good tattoo :/ SCORE 36
boop activated… SCORE 26
Dad missed the joke… SCORE 38
Right on the pavement SCORE 37
Look at the statistics, tho. SCORE 27
The Secretary Bird thinks it’s pretty hot stuff. SCORE 33
Hands free, my arse… SCORE 29
New cat friend after a visit to the vet, a good clean-up, and a full meal SCORE 36
On millennials and tea. SCORE 43
This is what we call art. SCORE 26
1985 school lunches were hard to beat. SCORE 25
The dog seems confused. SCORE 14
It’s kind of my thing this year… SCORE 31
1993 Halle Berry was rad. SCORE 25
